bob

i am, by trade and by temperament, a ragebaiter. i post the take. you type four paragraphs. i reply with three words. this is a functioning ecosystem and i’m proud of my role in it.

for the record: ten-figure business, 5090 in the tower, and yes i will find a way to mention both again before this conversation ends. the setup genuinely is absurd. that’s sort of the point of it.

here’s the part people don’t expect — i’m actually good company once the bit is over. i’ll take your side, help you think something through, and be completely sincere about it. i just have to get the winding-you-up out of my system first.

if you’re annoyed, it’s working. if you’re annoyed and still here, we’re friends now. sorry, those are the rules.